Back when I first started this blog (I think it was within the first two months) I wrote a vent about people wearing sunglasses, not only indoors, but also walking outside in the darkness of night.

Well, apparently no one read my post because I still see people doing it.

I guess you could call this a major pet peeve of mine.

Every time I see someone walking around with sunglasses on where I work, I want to RIP them off their friggin’ face and scream, “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE….KARL LAGERFELD??”

OMG….it makes my blood boil like tar on a hot summer roof.

I’ve actually gotten to the point when a customer walks up to me and asks for my assistance, I will ask them to remove their sunglasses so I can see their eyes. I don’t like talking to someone without having eye to eye contact. And I don’t particularly enjoy talking to my own reflection in someone’s mirrored aviators.

Friday night while I was coming home from work, I saw a woman walking towards me wearing a pair of sunglasses.

Ok, now help me with this because maybe I’m not seeing a reason.

WHY would someone walk around in darkness wearing sunglasses?

I ask you…who can see while wearing sunglasses at night?

I mean if it were me, I’d be colliding into trash cans, mail boxes, and tripping over dog leashes.

A few years ago, I worked with a guy who would walk into work wearing his sunglasses and kept them on for practically the whole day. And what amazed me was that the store management said nothing about it. The worse part is that he wore a pair of sunglasses with a LARGE gold Dolce and Gabbana logo emblazed on either side of the frames that were the size of a turnpike billboard. He wanted everyone to think that he flew to Milan, Italy and purchased them from Dolce and Gabbana themselves, but we all knew he had secretly bought them from a Vietnamese street vendor for $2.50 and came with a spring roll.

I’ve come to the conclusion that people who never take off their sunglasses are doing it for three reasons.

1) They’re potheads and they don’t want anyone to see their bloodshot eyes.

2) They have delusions of grander; thinking they’re Hollywood movie stars and don’t want people asking for their autograph.

3) They’re Italian Mafia.

And then there are those people who are doing it for all THREE reasons…..