First, I want to say, I hope you Madame’s and Monsieur’s had a super week.

I miss ya’ll terribly.

Needless to say, my week in retail was exhausting, long, and chaotic. However, you would have been so proud of me because I didn’t even have the slightest urge to tell an annoying customer to sit on a hot curling iron and spin like I did during this past Christmas retail season.

Now that means I’m either getting more patient or that I’m learning how to say, “BITE ME” with just my eyes.

Luckily, there was also a lot of laughter and frivolity amongst my co-workers and I in order to keep us sane. Part of that had to do with the fact that we were eating bags of Animal Crackers, chocolate, and drinking coffee during our 9-10 hour work shifts.

This is known as “Mandatory Holiday Retail Sustenance.”

One of the women I work with told me about a hilarious video she saw about Viagra for women on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Can you believe I actually had to ask her, “Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel??”

Not being someone who ever turns my TV on other than to watch a DVD rental, I had no idea who she was talking about until she said, “He’s a late night talk show host, RON!!”

And after searching You Tube, I was finally able to find the actual Viagra video.

She was right….it was freakin’ HILARIOUS!

Curiosity got the best of me, so I spent the evening googling the Internet, “does Viagra really work for woman?” and found this on Go Ask Alice.

Apparently, Viagra does not have the identical effect on women as it does on men, because of one obvious reason….

However, let’s try to imagine if it did.
Take a good HARD look…….

You GO, ladies!